
Nickname: Balltrap
Age: 36
Birthplace: Pittsfield, MA
Began playing bocce: 2005
Training regiment: Rolling grapefruits across my kitchen floor nightly.
What got you into the sport: I was in jail, and The Rock came along and
formed a bocce team for especially troubled inmates. I had no choice
but to join.
Where do you find the inspiration: Beer. Sometimes, bourbon.
Turn-ons/Turn-offs: Ons: Rod Stewart's sweet golden voice. Offs: Teams
that take 20 minutes to prepare for each shot. Just roll the damn ball!
What do you look for in a set of balls: It's all about good heft.
Greatest Bocce Moment: Winning the Floyd league championship last
December, in my team's first season.
you mean your OLD TEAM! OF JUDASES!
ReplyDeleteI left them nameless, to give myself glory but deny it to them.
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