Monday, November 13, 2006

Hot Legs

Athlete Name: Dan
Nickname: Hot Legs
Age: Forever Young
Birthplace: Gasoline Alley

Began playing bocce: When The Small Faces disbanded.

Training regiment: Kick off your shoes and sit right down. Loosen off that pretty French gown.

What got you into the sport: Blonde supermodels

Where do you find the inspiration: The American Songbook

Turn-ons: A well placed ball. I love ya honey!

Turn-offs: Taking forever to roll. Just go with it. Tonight’s the night.

What do you look for in a set of balls: Nice round ones.

What is your overall bocce philosophy: The first cut is the deepest.

Greatest Bocce Moment: December 2006

Famous Quote: I'll bring the red wine. You bring the ludes.


ivanomartin said...

hey--rod stewart wasn't in the small faces!!

Listmaker said...

you are right. rod doesn't have time to remember the facts.

they were the small faces when i joined. then we changed to the faces.

the question is - does that mean i started playing when the faces broke up in the mid 70's or when the small faces morphed into the faces a few years earlier? that, my friend, is for the bocce historians to figure out.

Jim said...

Rod was too wasted to remember the name of the band he was in when bocce saved his life.