Wednesday, February 07, 2007

If You Want My Bocce vs. The Notorious BRF

Week 2

Oy vey. Team Rod knew that we might have some problems with games running late when we decided to make the move to Monday nights. But we thought that a few missed moments of sleep on Tuesday mornings was a small price to pay to ensure that we escaped having to play the Coffee Flats Terrors again anytime soon.

When we looked at the schedule for this past Monday, we realized that we had our first of 4 (!) 9:30 matches out of 7 overall. "Oh well, maybe it won't go that late," we hoped. Plus we were heartened to see that the Human Rain Delays of bocce, Boccelism, weren't playing on this night. So how late could it possibly go?

The answer - plenty late.
At 10:50, we suited up for our 9:30 match against the Notorious BRF.

Game 1 Squad: The Balltrap Jim, Love Touch Beth, Sweet Little Rock and Roller Sarah, and Young Turk SHR.

The BRF rolled really well and showed us that they were going to be a formidable opponent. We weren't getting the lucky rolls and things looked bad. They scored three single points to take a 3-0 lead.

Then The Balltrap and Love Touch turned it on and put us on the board for the first time of the evening at 3-2.

But the rest of the game just didn't go well for us and we fell 7-3.

Game 2 Squad: The Balltrap Jim, Downtrain Train Mitch, Reason to Believe Mike, and yours truly, Hot Legs.

We finally began to hit our stride. Team Rod rolled inconsistently in Game 1 but had shown signs of life by the end of the game. Still, it was too little too late. In Game 2, it was too much too soon for the ladies of the BRF.

Reason to Believe brought the confidence. The Balltrap continued to hone his ballhandling skills of the night, Downtrain Train fortified his position as Mr. Unflappable in only his second match back in the green, and I didn't completely suck.

Game 2 Score: 7-1 Rod
Movie of the final shot where the BRF needed to get closer to the pallino to avert defeat and couldn't quite pull it off. It almost breaks my heart to watch the excitement on the face of one of our opponents as she hopes for the best.

Game 3 Squad: The same as Game 2 but Young Turk SHR subbed back in for Downtrain Train.

We all rolled well. Hot Legs got his game legs back, The Balltrap dominated, and RTB and Young Turk cruised.

Game 3 Score: 7-2 Rod

Co-RVP's: The Balltrap and Reason to Believe. As Rod inscribed on the hardware, "You guys did it - together!"

Season record: 2-0

No one dominated. We all made some mistakes but we all also made at least one very good shot when push came to shove.

My favorite shot of the night: In Game 2, Reason to Believe Mike had accidentally turned a 1 point frame into a 2 point frame for the BRF. Calm, cool, and collected, Downtrain Train made quite the impressive shot and almost gave us back control. It didn't work out that way but he did save us a point. It was early in the game, we had a 4-0 lead, and two points in that situation might have really given the BRF the fortitude to come back on Rod. Instead, it was merely 4-1.

The game ended at 12:20. Way way too late. I still don't understand why Floyd can't expand to having league play on both Mondays and Tuesdays. I also don't understand why they can't turn up the heat a little. The $5 Yuenglings aren't bringing in enough cash to pay the heating bills?

Today I was able to reschedule two of our three remaining 9:30 matches for Monday, April 9 at a more reasonable hour.

For the record, this is what Tom of The Sweet Meats had to say about our 4/9 match. "I'll of course have to reprint the posters I'd had made up to advertise our rematch of last year's playoff battle, but this is what marketing budgets are for."

Truer words have never been spoken.

Just make sure you choose a beautiful picture of Rod for your posters.

11 comments:

youthlarge said...

Floyd is so Jan Brady to Union Hall's Marcia.

Jim said...

Commonwealth charges $3 for Yuengling. The Gate charges $4. For what a piece of crap Floyd is infrastructure-wise, you are right to call them out on the ridiculousness of them charging $5.

Turn up the fucking heat (or turn it on...is it even on?) or charge people a reasonable price for the cheap-ass beer. I generally get a lot of buybacks there, so I can't complain too much, but tonight I was buying pitchers with people and I have to recommend against the pitchers. You don't get buybacks. And whatever discount you get is almost nothing. I am really fucking drunk right now. $2 High Life is the way to go. Fuck pitchers.

mas said...

I got a Bass the other night and it was $5.50 - and it wasn't even very cold. High Life for this guy too from now on.

P.S. Rod!

Listmaker said...

speaking of which, most of you suckas still owe me a high life.

youthlarge said...

$3 for a Yuengling is exactly what it should be. i can live with $4, except from the Gate, who are probably even worse than Floyd at the buyback. i also want to know where the bocce drink specials are.

i'm bringing my own beer from now on.

Anonymous said...

Oh captain, my captain,
If you recall, i tried to buy you a high life (actually i was going two for one on the fancier beer that you like) and you rejected my offer. you were too busy buying your own beers! give the rest of us a chance. another shot to my self esteem like that beer rejection, and it might affect my bocce play!

Listmaker said...

true, so true. next time i'll order people to buy me drinks.

China-Latina Chowhound said...

Compré a capitán una Sierra Nevada de febrero el 5. No apenas para el honorario de la entrada de la liga, pero también para el Equipo Rod a la victoria inminente en 2007... Gracias papi!

Besos,

Tacto Del Amor

China-Latina Chowhound said...

Oh, I meant to say 'for LEADING Team Rod to imminent victory in 2007" - sorry!

youthlarge said...

i had to babel fish that.

akuban said...

Wish I could have made this one!