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When this blog is found in a time capsule by space aliens 5000 years from now, those aliens will be without any of the details of this victory because I can hardly remember a fucking thing. Here's what I can recall, however: (1) some of us were concerned going into this match because the opponents had been weirdly passive aggressive/aggressive aggressive during our first match several months ago; (2) Capt. Solid Gold, with a Nostradamus-like prescience, announced to Capt. IYWMB that SG were famous for starting fast and then collapsing; (3) this time around, SG couldn't have been nicer, and showed their newly friendly spirit by fulfilling Capt. SG's prophecy after taking the first game; and (4) for some reason, I agreed at the end to do the write-up and then waited ages to do it (see above re not remembering shit). Dan, Becca, Sean and I handled this one. I think we all played pretty well, but again, I remember fuck all about the match. Others who were there, feel free to fill in the details for the aliens here in the comments section.
dn
Oh, hello space aliens. Thank you for not sucking my brains out.
Anyway, about the match:
We welcomed Summer Dan/Dad back to the court after a long recovery period. Dan played so well, we all decided he should wait three months between every performance.
We were all fortified by Henry's orange crocs, competitive spirit and dinosaur t-shirt.
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