Some other really great stuff has happened with Rod since last we spoke. Let's break it down.
Everyone knows that Rod has no natural predators in the wild (oh, what, TIGERS? Please!). In fact, he doesn't even like to have enemies. However, sometimes it's necessary. Rod stared down one of the greatest threats that man has ever known. The Wildfowl.
In FACT, Rod dislikes having enemies so much (especially when his enemies are usually friends, but for the purpose of competition must hate each other for a 1.5 hour period every few seasons), he had to dismantle the competition in two frames. Oh, hello 5-0, how about you come back to my dressing room?
Everyone needs a break between games. Below you can see Otis being rocked to sleep by the knowledge that Sean was mere DAYS away from shaving that beard off.
Then it was back to business. Rod had to face down a crew known only as "F-". But Rod wasn't fooled. Rod knows all about intentionally lowered expectations for purposes of subterfuge. Haven't you seen his children on reality TV? So, we approached our opponent with careful study and an air of cautious elegance.
By that I mean, Dan rolled with a BABY attached to him!
The F-'s were also taken down in two, as we all wanted to go home and bed our new ladyfriends, 6-0.
Just reach out and touch me, 6-0. Just reach out and touch me.
3 comments:
hah! i wasn't even there for the second game but for the purposes of the rod legend - i did roll with a baby attached.
A fine legend it is. And a fine, fine write-up, McPickles! We really did have a great time with 6-0 that night, didn't we?
6-0 better make room backstage for 7-0!
who wrote our name on the chalkboard? i love the way that bocce is underlined three times! i also love that the wildfowl's wing looks like a butt (or something else).
great write-up, mickey p!
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