Athlete Name: Reason to BelieveNickname: Reason
Age: old enough to know better
Birthplace: in a Hospital
Began playing bocce: When I was just a pup
Training regiment: $2 Schlitz
What got you into the sport: $2 Schlitz
Where do you find the inspiration: $2 Schlitz
Turn-ons/Turn-offs: $2 Schlitz / slow deliberate bocce play
What do you look for in a set of balls: good veins
What is your overall bocce philosophy: Go with your heart
Greatest Bocce Moment: TBD
Famous Quote: How do you expect to run with wolves, when you spend all day playing with pups?
4 comments:
Even if his play on the bocce court falls short, which it never seems to, that photo gives his teammates a reason to believe. It is both glorious and awe-inspiring.
you guys are so cheesy, you should just ahead and rename the team "Mike and some other guys (and girls)"
this comment is so retarded that i can't even fashion a response to it.
you guys have not only fallen so far from your bocce perch but now you have fallen to unbelievable depths on the shittalking front too. i mean, really. wow.
Jeeze CFT, you should change your name to the Coffee Flats Janeane Garofalos because you are so NEGATIVE. You really don't think that photo is amazing and hilarious? Are you dead inside? Besides, it's not like we're obsessed with Mike. I mean, the other Rods and I don't sit around thinking about him, having circle jerks. Well, there was that one time, but he was in Argentina with SLR'n'R and we missed him. Her too.
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